Hole 1 · Par 3 · The Range

Three tees for three kinds of bad day.

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Blue print

“Topped it” Range Tee

I topped it off the tee.

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Claret print

“Outside” Range Tee

At least I’m outside.

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Green print

“Still Learning” Range Tee

Still learning, still slicing.

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Also in the bag

Sky blue dad cap with the nevermind. Golf Club logo embroidered among cherry blossom.

Capsule

“Donmai” Sakura

Donmai is Japanese for “don’t mind”. Basically nevermind, in cherry-blossom form. A cap, a tee and a crop.

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Model tipping a navy dad cap with the nevermind. Golf Club logo.

Headwear

Dad Caps

Navy and black. Goes with everything, including a triple bogey.

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Hole 2 · Par 4 · The Club

Welcome to the club.

Nevermind is golfing apparel for the easy-going golfer. The one who tops it off the tee, finds every bunker going, and still reckons it was a cracking day out.

Retro country-club style, a relaxed attitude and absolutely no pressure on the scorecard. Membership is free, handicaps are irrelevant, and the dress code is whatever you’re wearing from us.

The swing is temporary. The drip is forever.
Play Bad. Have Fun.

Hole 3 · Par 5 · The Card

Chaos on the scorecard.
Peace in the wardrobe.

The house rules, plus your round from the top of the page.

nevermind. Golf Club

Official scorecard

Course Wherever you tee off

Date {{ today }}

Handicap Yes

Circled: under par. Boxed: over par. Nobody checks.
Hole House rule Par Score
1 Look good. Dress like you meant to be here. 3 2 (birdie)
2 Play bad. Every shot is a story. Some are longer than others. 4 9 (quintuple bogey)
3 Have fun. Or, at the very least, be outside. 5 5
18 Your round. {{ yourLine }} Tee one up 4 {{ yourScore }}
19 The clubhouse. Non-negotiable. –
Total Who’s counting? 16 {{ total }}
Signed: Play Bad. Have Fun.

Marker’s signature

Player’s signature